Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Monday, August 30, 2010
18 reason why fishing better than sex.
17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.
15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing,you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago
13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
12 - When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
P/s: i'm taking diz from other sites.
Sunday, August 29, 2010
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makin me mad n makin me sad
makin me sad then evethin so bad
never last....
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Gelandangan...
hingga bergoncang kasih adam nyaris bergalih
titip permata mudah buat hawa lentok menyerah
tak perlu madah indah keluli akur berserah
sahaya tersungkur disumpah helah
Dia gadis molek dengan busana tipis ringan
lahir dari ibu golongan gelandangan
tumpah kasih kuah ibu jalanan
buat adam lemah berserah kepincangan
titip kasih hancur rahmat berdarah
buncit perut tambah bukti hawa gundah
permata tunggal sudah diserah
hilang adam perkasa termusnah megah
tinggal sendiri gadis busana sepi
teresak sunyi berdarah hati
jalan sempit dilorong gelap menanti mati
tinggalkan sikecil menangis sepi tanpa kasih ibu sendiri....
Kau Bangsat!!!
habis hancing kencing kau pekat
gebang lantang kau si keparat
kau harus tahu kau dah mula fasik lahanat!!!!
puisi ini lagu juang aku
cerca ini buat minda aku
untuk bekal aku meniti masa lalu
takut terlupa agas di masa lalu...
YA KAU PATUT MALU!!!!!