Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Monday, August 30, 2010
18 reason why fishing better than sex.
17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.
15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing,you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago
13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
12 - When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
P/s: i'm taking diz from other sites.
Sunday, August 29, 2010
....................
makin me mad n makin me sad
makin me sad then evethin so bad
never last....
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Gelandangan...
hingga bergoncang kasih adam nyaris bergalih
titip permata mudah buat hawa lentok menyerah
tak perlu madah indah keluli akur berserah
sahaya tersungkur disumpah helah
Dia gadis molek dengan busana tipis ringan
lahir dari ibu golongan gelandangan
tumpah kasih kuah ibu jalanan
buat adam lemah berserah kepincangan
titip kasih hancur rahmat berdarah
buncit perut tambah bukti hawa gundah
permata tunggal sudah diserah
hilang adam perkasa termusnah megah
tinggal sendiri gadis busana sepi
teresak sunyi berdarah hati
jalan sempit dilorong gelap menanti mati
tinggalkan sikecil menangis sepi tanpa kasih ibu sendiri....
Kau Bangsat!!!
habis hancing kencing kau pekat
gebang lantang kau si keparat
kau harus tahu kau dah mula fasik lahanat!!!!
puisi ini lagu juang aku
cerca ini buat minda aku
untuk bekal aku meniti masa lalu
takut terlupa agas di masa lalu...
YA KAU PATUT MALU!!!!!
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Moksha
kelongsong peluru menjunam
jihad adam diuji ke jurang paling dalam
tangis sikecil dialun irama kejam
terbit mentari bermaksud satu hari lagi
berjuang menanti mati
berlari memburu kasih insani
SIAPA PENYELAMAT KAMI DISINI???
Di sudut lain...
Adam bermain dengan tongkat
gadis sendat buat kau ligat
cinta bersulam kasih maksiat
terbuka kalam tinta sirah maksiat...
Monday, August 16, 2010
Mentari Tengah hari...
cinta nafsu aku pada dia
erat tangan lalu, memegang dia
sejuk engkau penenang minda
pengubat jiwa nafsu sahaya
tengahari ini,...
aku lihat engkau dengan titis permata paling indah
cantik engkau buat aku resah
kuning engkau, kuning mahkota gundah
cukup buat aku berhenti melangkah
terik mentari makin ganas
tingkah engkau buat aku panas
kuning mahkota engkau buat aku rimas!!!!!
P/s: SIAP KAU AIR JAGUNG!!!!!!
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Konflik
pagi ini ada berita untuk kau bawa
tiupkan semboyan ke telinga mereka
biar bangkit mereka dengan kecewa
kisah mati saudara mereka
pagi ini kita masih senyum
judas bangsat turut kagum....
Monday, August 9, 2010
Sengketa Dari Kalam Tinta Lama....
biar senang politik fasik terbahagi
cerca engkau bawa, berpanjang ke dinihari
layak engkau mati sebelum mentari bangkit pagi hari
pukulkan canang
palukan kompang
agar senang kau bercerita kisah menang
senang si bodoh tidur dengan tenang
tenang engkau senyum riang
riang engkau hanya seketika
kami bangkit dari api sengketa
sengketa kita kisah dunia
dunia engkau fasik semata
kalam lama dibuka semula
BIAR BERDARAH SENGKETA LAMA!!!
maki aku pada dunia
bangkit berjuanglah wahai orang kita
kerna tidur kau dah terlalu lama....
Sunday, August 8, 2010
They luv u M*jane
Friday, August 6, 2010
TUX U TITCH!!!!!
With d hope dat u would come.
Hour 1 hour 2 hour 3 hours 9 at all
If I’m dreaming wake me up
cuz it aint about "had enough"
coz i see, u won’t let diz happen to me
I still belief thought it was supposed to be
Me and u, u and me....
so complete
Remember when I said "love?"
But u said "nothing"
But we share kiss, not loving?
It’s a shame, but it brings about dat we still meet
I still believe dat it was supposed to be
Me and u, u and me
.......So complete.......
FUCK OFF!!
KARUT SERABUT!!!
fly like aeroplane
versatile like superhero in a comic book
they called it bruce wayne
i'm kool like old skool type gang
i keep comin back like boomerang
i got to told u b4
all d struggle u saw
in diz lyrical war
we define momento
MAHU JADI RAPPERS... HAHAHAHA
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Melodi bangsat2
musik pop bergema lagi
tari indah gadis serani buat aku sepi
senyum engkau buat aku mati
lekit cinta tiada lagi
pergi engkau membawa hati
luka berdarah,.....
.......semakin parah
puisi indah hanya bait bahasa lucah
senyum engkau buat aku menyumpah
aku pulang lagi ke tempat ini
teruskan memerhati
dengan harapan masih di hati
LIHAT ENGKAU MASIH MENARI
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